Thursday 19 September 2013

Picture Of The Day..... Chikezie Emeruem






Name: Chikezie Emeruem
Nickname: Loki BuddyLove
Occupation: Planning Mgr, Daewoo
Hobbies: reading, video games, flirting
Interests: Boobs, people
Describe Yourself: I'm very complicated, to understand me, u have to know me
Describe Your Ideal Woman: She is married :(
What's Favourite Feature In A Woman: BOOBS (unrepentant boobs man)
Why Is It Your Favourite: Because u can suck, flick, tweak, rub, juggle, fuck, roll them ...and at some time, they'll feed a lil me
Is It True That Your Affinity For Boobs Is Just A Decoy From The Fact That You're Gay?: Correction, I aint gay, I am a lesbian for I love women too much
If I Gave You An Elephant Where Would You Hide It?: Slaughter market and make money #igbomandoneseebusiness
What Is The Most Outrageous Thing You've Ever Done: em, eh, did the nasty with a babe during sermon in church
What Makes You Cry: if I'm bitten from a bad bj.....seriously, so far have only cried real tears 3 times in my life, loss of my cousin in 2000, my elder bros in 2003, and when I couldn’t marry the woman I should have married in 2004
What Is MOT?: Man On Top? (Missionary things) ( I know this question is from Meave)
Have You Ever Given It: it as in head? I am called HEADboy by women
Between Lagos And Portharcourt Babes, Which Is (a) Sweeter (b) Cheaper (c) More Refined:  Sweeter: Portharcourt , Cheaper: Portharcourt ,More Refined: Lagos
Do you follow any sports team or sports personality: Man U
What do you think people would remember you for: Whatever they want to remember,as long as they remember me
If you die today, where do you think you’d go? Heaven or Hell? Or don’t you believe in them?: I'll go somewhere,just not of this world. God dey

What's Your Favourite Sex Position: Doggie but prefer legs on shoulder cos I control everything and last longer
Date 2 Women At Once: Yeah, done that a fair bit....is that what ladies call multitasking?
Dating Now?: Yes I am
Ever Cheated On Your Girlfriend?:  Um, yes. Fwb issues :(
Why Are You Outrageous And Lewd on Facebook: Because people (including u Crunchy)love it. If they didn't, we won't be pals.
Who's Your Favorite Lady Friend On Facebook And Why: I'm a ladies man so no favorites
Are You Looking To Hookup?: Depends for what.... relationship? Not really. Friends with Benefits? Hell yeah!
Why Should Anyone Date You?: When u find that out, pls tell me
Find Cikezie On Facebook: @ Chikezie Emeruem

24 comments:

  1. Hmmmm Chike †ђξ boobycase.....I hail oh!

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    1. Benita, u know everything naaa....i still dey target ur own boobs

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  2. Sorry I didn't send my question...but guy, why haven't you 'toasted' Crunchy? I notice you're one of her stalkers...lol

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    1. lol! see trouble, Chyke don turn brother. would be incestuous

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    2. Crunchy and i have a deal. if neither one of us never marry after elections in 2015 (and no civil war from result), we go marry. we done already book church and hall for Aba sef

      Will we c u there Skuri? no come empty handed mbok!

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    3. Chiikezie stop scaring off my Suitors!!!!

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    4. It's true, St Michael's is the Church and Hall is Aba Sports Club Hall... Crunchy, let your suitors show their seriousness before then else they will have themselves to blame!

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  3. Why blame me for MOT question??????
    (btw.... wrong answer on that one)

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    1. Wrong i know but sounded more fun than saying Ministry of Transport.........and u love the answer....tell all my Cobh harem babe ;)

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    2. Lol.... please she some light to Estelle and explain an MOT

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  4. Asking mine in pidgin. Chikezie you dun snatch ya paddy man babe before?

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    1. Hell no........not even my enemy babe.......but i don chop my enemy babe on the side and returned her thereafter to her bobo. but paddy? no way. i'd rather wait 2yrs after they have broken up, confirm and inform paddy my intentions and stock up my condoms for the act :p

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  5. Chikezie onye isi nkwocha...lolz...Headmaster...for two obvious reasons...hahahaha...

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    1. U know naaa...Guys call me Headmaster for my big head. babes call me headmaster for my, em, eh, lets say, oral skills #didijustsaythat?

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  6. Nice one, Crunchy.. You have shed more light on phenomenon that is Loki..

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    1. Light ke? she dey work for nepa? I am like an onion, the deeper u go, the more u see Spiritcase :p

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  7. Did y'all know that his ideal woman is his Ejima?
    Gosh I love this guy, warts and all...

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    1. Exactly...People, meet my ideal woman here. Like i said, she is married to a very over correct man and for that, i am happy for and with her

      Ejima m, kisses

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  8. Kisses right back at you, Ejima m.... Crunchy, you better accept this fact that you've always known! :P

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  9. And i see you haven't changed much Loki.

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