Thursday, 1 August 2013

Kenyan Lawyer Sues Pontius Pilate And Co Over The Death Of Jesus

As crazy as it may sound, but this is true

Dola Indidis

Dola Indidis, a Kenyan  lawyer and former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary is reportedly attempting to sue Pontius Pilate,Tiberius (Emperor of Rome, 42 BCE-37 CE) and a selection of Jewish elders, King Herod, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel.

According to him, “Evidence today is on record in the Bible, and you cannot discredit the Bible,” Indidis told the Kenyan Citizen News.

Although those he suggests should have been convicted during the original trial have not been alive for more than 2,000 years, Indidis insists that the government for whom they acted can and should still be held responsible.


“I filed the case because it’s my duty to uphold the dignity of Jesus and I have gone to the ICJ to seek justice for the man from Nazareth,” Indidis told the Nairobian. “His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice.”

Indidis apparently named the states of Italy and Israel in the lawsuit because upon the attainment of independence, the two states incorporated the laws of the Roman Empire, those in force at the time of the crucifixion.

He is challenging the mode of questioning used during Jesus’s trial, prosecution, hearing and sentencing; the form of punishment meted out to him while undergoing judicial proceedings and the substance of the information used to convict him.


The case was first filed in the High Court in Nairobi but was rejected. Indidis then applied to have it heard at the ICJ.

Indidis says he wants to establish what crime Jesus was charged with and prays that the court decides “that the proceedings before the Roman courts were a nullity in law, for they did not conform to the rule of law at the material time and any time thereafter.”

“Some of those present spat in his face, struck him with their fists, slapped him, taunted him, and pronounced him worthy of death,” Indidis told the Kenyan news website Standard Media (SDE).

When Jesus died, Indidis insists, he was not given an opportunity to be heard.

“I am suing as a friend,” he said.


NB: * StraightFace

29 comments:

  1. Things are happening!
    Are cases finished over there??

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  2. This guy just became an international star...ingenious..I wonder why I didn't think of this..anyway, I can contest the Prime Ministership of Joseph...Skuri

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  3. No comment either......Straight face.......

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  4. Madness in practice ........

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  5. This dosent make any sense 2 me.

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  6. This guy is nut

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  7. NA WA O! WE NEVER SEE FINISH FOR THIS WORLD

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  8. I swear he is a monkey

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  9. Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahaha! C jesus frnd o! People dey dis world i swear

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  10. Madness in d highest order

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  11. original legal tussle...Judas should be set free of his crime of betrayal if this guy wins

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  12. D killing of Jesus christ was to fulfil d prophecy.so guy,God does not need ur help. He is d Highest judge. No court can sit over His Matter. So rest.

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  13. But Jesus is risen and can fight for himself ....... This lawyer nor dey read bible

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  14. Chai! I pity the man. Maybe he sinned and has been asking for forgiveness. Still not convinced God has forgiven him, looks for something to do, as in "do something crazy for the Lord". Lol

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  15. Apparently bible prophecies about things unheard of happening towards the end would manifest in more ways than this

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  16. This is a severe case of being jobless and searching for the lime light!!! Everybody wants to be noticed even if it is for nonsense!!!

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  17. rude kelly white02 August, 2013 15:00

    Na wa o things are happening

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  18. Senator Hopere03 August, 2013 00:18

    Haba..Lawyer, Habatically...Nawatically...Barrister no case, P.O Box 419...abeg go rest jor..Which court wan grant u hearing for this kind case..I presume dis Barrister is high on some cheap drugs..abi he smole mummy weed? Hahahaha

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  19. Attention seeker, kolo mental, jobless, senseless, tired, retard, religious insanity...... The list is endless. Man must survive.

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  20. Ya'll should shut up and leave the guy alone. When did it become a crime to be stupid? And ya'll used una koro-koro eyes to vote one as president. Mechie onu biko.

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  21. When Jesus predicted His death, Peter was trying to oppose Him and Jesus said "get behind me satan". Maybe this is what d man needs too

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  22. any news about the HEARING yet?

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    1. lol i bet it would have been thrown out by now

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  23. This guy is more "NUTS" than a groundut pyramid

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