Name: Chikezie
Emeruem
Nickname: Loki
BuddyLove
Occupation:
Planning Mgr, Daewoo
Hobbies: reading,
video games, flirting
Interests: Boobs,
people
Describe Yourself:
I'm very complicated, to understand me, u have to know me
Describe Your Ideal
Woman: She is married :(
What's Favourite
Feature In A Woman: BOOBS (unrepentant boobs man)
Why Is It Your
Favourite: Because u can suck, flick, tweak, rub, juggle, fuck, roll them
...and at some time, they'll feed a lil me
Is It True That Your
Affinity For Boobs Is Just A Decoy From The Fact That You're Gay?: Correction,
I aint gay, I am a lesbian for I love women too much
If I Gave You An
Elephant Where Would You Hide It?: Slaughter market and make money
#igbomandoneseebusiness
What Is The Most
Outrageous Thing You've Ever Done: em, eh, did the nasty with a babe during
sermon in church
What Makes You Cry:
if I'm bitten from a bad bj.....seriously, so far have only cried real tears 3
times in my life, loss of my cousin in 2000, my elder bros in 2003, and when I couldn’t
marry the woman I should have married in 2004
What Is MOT?: Man
On Top? (Missionary things) ( I know this question is from Meave)
Have You Ever Given
It: it as in head? I am called HEADboy by women
Between Lagos And
Portharcourt Babes, Which Is (a) Sweeter (b) Cheaper (c) More Refined: Sweeter: Portharcourt , Cheaper: Portharcourt
,More Refined: Lagos
Do you follow any
sports team or sports personality: Man U
What do you think
people would remember you for: Whatever they want to remember,as long as
they remember me
If you die today,
where do you think you’d go? Heaven or Hell? Or don’t you believe in them?: I'll
go somewhere,just not of this world. God dey
What's Your Favourite
Sex Position: Doggie but prefer legs on shoulder cos I control everything
and last longer
Date 2 Women At Once:
Yeah, done that a fair bit....is that what ladies call multitasking?
Dating Now?: Yes
I am
Ever Cheated On Your
Girlfriend?: Um, yes. Fwb issues :(
Why Are You
Outrageous And Lewd on Facebook: Because people (including u Crunchy)love
it. If they didn't, we won't be pals.
Who's Your Favorite
Lady Friend On Facebook And Why: I'm a ladies man so no favorites
Are You Looking To
Hookup?: Depends for what.... relationship? Not really. Friends with
Benefits? Hell yeah!
Why Should Anyone
Date You?: When u find that out, pls tell me
Find Cikezie On
Facebook: @ Chikezie Emeruem
Hmmmm Chike †ђξ boobycase.....I hail oh!
ReplyDeleteBenita, u know everything naaa....i still dey target ur own boobs
DeleteSorry I didn't send my question...but guy, why haven't you 'toasted' Crunchy? I notice you're one of her stalkers...lol
ReplyDeletelol! see trouble, Chyke don turn brother. would be incestuous
DeleteCrunchy and i have a deal. if neither one of us never marry after elections in 2015 (and no civil war from result), we go marry. we done already book church and hall for Aba sef
DeleteWill we c u there Skuri? no come empty handed mbok!
Chiikezie stop scaring off my Suitors!!!!
DeleteIt's true, St Michael's is the Church and Hall is Aba Sports Club Hall... Crunchy, let your suitors show their seriousness before then else they will have themselves to blame!
DeleteWhy blame me for MOT question??????
ReplyDelete(btw.... wrong answer on that one)
Wrong i know but sounded more fun than saying Ministry of Transport.........and u love the answer....tell all my Cobh harem babe ;)
DeleteLol.... please she some light to Estelle and explain an MOT
DeleteAsking mine in pidgin. Chikezie you dun snatch ya paddy man babe before?
ReplyDeleteHell no........not even my enemy babe.......but i don chop my enemy babe on the side and returned her thereafter to her bobo. but paddy? no way. i'd rather wait 2yrs after they have broken up, confirm and inform paddy my intentions and stock up my condoms for the act :p
DeleteChikezie onye isi nkwocha...lolz...Headmaster...for two obvious reasons...hahahaha...
ReplyDeleteU know naaa...Guys call me Headmaster for my big head. babes call me headmaster for my, em, eh, lets say, oral skills #didijustsaythat?
DeleteNice one, Crunchy.. You have shed more light on phenomenon that is Loki..
ReplyDeleteLight ke? she dey work for nepa? I am like an onion, the deeper u go, the more u see Spiritcase :p
DeleteDid y'all know that his ideal woman is his Ejima?
ReplyDeleteGosh I love this guy, warts and all...
Exactly...People, meet my ideal woman here. Like i said, she is married to a very over correct man and for that, i am happy for and with her
DeleteEjima m, kisses
2 of una no serious.
Deletena today? :p
DeleteKisses right back at you, Ejima m.... Crunchy, you better accept this fact that you've always known! :P
ReplyDeleteAnd i see you haven't changed much Loki.
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