Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Do You Know The Happiest City/State In Nigeria?

The city of Sheffield has been voted as the happiest city in Britain and this is all because they have more sex there. Tellingly, sex was ranked as the highest factor coupled with doing good deeds for others, spending time with family and being given a compliment. Can these indices work in Nigeria? Which City/State would you rank as the happiest in Nigeria and why?

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  1. Lagos??? For some reason this happens to be not just the center of excellence, its the center of everything!!!
    I mean everything thrives... Business,Touting,Schools, the things that made Sheffield the happiest in Britain and even traffic. Just name it

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    1. Ojay which thing? What is that without a name?

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    2. Babe, you know what nau. No be you post am?

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    3. hahahahahah Ojay this one u dodge enter defensive?

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  2. For me it's IBADAN. They have sex almost everywhere, even at Motor park...... But these indices can't work for Nigeria, as a poor man, u think of how too make head way than sex. Nice one!!!!

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    1. Sam no let Lagosians read this your claim o!

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  3. who says we dont fuck more than the Coal city of Sheffield? Having lived there and in naija, trust me, we fuck more (or is it just me?).........we should be happiest based on that but as naija jaga jaga reach, wahala brekete pass fuck level.....so we fuck more to meet up, and yet, our leaders make naija worsen......someone getting the pix yet?

    Naija, state of euphoric phatasmagoria

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    1. Chyke when u talk finish u go still need to summarize for me

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  4. it's of course Lagos nau! where e won be before?

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  5. I would agree its Lagos, because of the very good culture mix, sex, money- a place where someone will borrow T-fare to go out in the morning and return with his own car, both day and nite life etc.

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    1. Borrow tfare and. Return with own car? Is that GLO lottery or Baba Ijebu?

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  6. The happiest city that I know of is Lagos....from day life to night life, Lagos fun accommodates all strata in the society. There is a potential for everyone in Lagos to make it. People just live happily in lagos, regardless.

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