Monday, 3 June 2013

Oral Sex Caused My Cancer- Michael Douglas

Hollywood actor Michael Douglas has made it known that his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex on women instead of smoking and alcohol as earlier believed. This strain of virus according to doctors is called human papilloma virus (HPV )and is most commonly transmitted sexually. After all said and done, this is pure beef o! conspiracy against women o! Infact we'll carry placards if we as much as notice there's a decline in Oral sex...... *straightface*

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  1. errrmmm! Are you saying you love oral sex and nothing should make it illegal? *just musing*

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    1. Hahahahaa! Eche na u sabi, just speaking for the women

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  2. Chei chei chei!!!..... Atomic bombing by women.....lickers and suckers beware!!!!

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  3. Them no fit stop o! Say wetin happen? Na oyinbo man dey talk joo!

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  4. Men in your own interest, so as not to look ugly like Michael Douglas, put a stop to oral sex, im sure our women will understand. They love us so much that they won't let us die


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  5. una dy look for who una go kill o. no wayyyy.

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  6. if una no gree e mean say una wan reduce men population by all means.

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  7. Nwoke a gaa gbara ogwu ya nnuo oh...

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  8. Why,just use dettol to detoxicate before sucking and licking.When you finish,gaggle with Sapele water and flush it down with overnight palmy.Nothing would do yu.Women are our treasures,their pleasures our command.My secret formula!

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    1. Francis, may you walk and never stumble!

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    2. hahahahahaha! Francis o! laugh wan wound me. A Big ndewo for you

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