Sunday 26 May 2013

He's Not That Into You

Some women always wonder why men fall asleep right after sex while some get visibly upset if the cuddle part never takes place, speaking for the menfolk, Steve Harvey says " Because we are hot, we're exhausted, we put in a lot of work, we're sweaty and burning up and we just need you to hold on a minute before you come climbing over to the side of our bed talking about holding something" If you agree with Steve, you also need to know that there's a scientific explanation why most men don't like to cuddle and it lies with that "criminal' called oxytocin, this is a cocktail made from different body chemicals and is released by the brain and it induces sleep through relaxation of your muscles (muscle depletion) and dehydration once the man is satiated, this is why you find men drinking large amounts of water right after the act. Now before you go hiding behind this excuse, you should also know that the oxytocin is also called a "cuddle hormone" lol! i know you didn't see that coming right? so you all and Steve should go collect a kitchen chair and sit down. this cocktail has been linked to pair bonding and it boosts a man's desire for intimacy which ultimately leads to some cuddling. so the same factor that sends them to sleep, snoring and uninterested can also turn them to passionate and considerate lovers, their inability to cuddle ultimately lies with the interpretation of their feelings for the woman in question. Guys say that they like cuddling with women they really like so they can spend quality time with the women so the basic deduction here is that when you don't get cuddled then the guy no send you my sister, for him it was just mere gratification. Does he cuddle you after? if he doesn't then you've been USED my dear, dress up, COLLECT YOUR MONEY and leave, your job is done..........

8 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahaha @ "collect your money"...well dat's for someone indulging in pre-marital sex which is SIN before GOD ALMIGHTY..keep it for your husband sister before u go crying of heartbreak..keep up d work crunch

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  2. Pastor Sucre Magic in the house

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  3. Estelle you're the bomb but don't explode in my face oh! ******runs away****** love this post scarra

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  4. Just what every woman should know
    The sad part you have to have sex to know :D

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  5. If you enjoyed the sex, give the man a break and let him rest a bit (if he wants to), some guys ain't just "cuddley". Or, on the other hand, the lady should try staying "on top" and doing all the work, see how it is. Or better still, collect your money and go, you were paid for sex, not for cuddling.
    Sypho1

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    1. Haaaaaaaa! Sypho you just set yourself up

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  6. Estelle, was that why u took money from my wallet last night?

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    1. Hahahahahaha! Chyke take time there, u get money?

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